17 January 2009 @ 09:34 pm
A KNIGHT IN SHINING LATEX  
TITLE: A Knight in Shining Latex
AUTHOR: [info]happier_bunny and [info]outlander
A/N: A fic with pictorial support. NC-17




A long time ago, in the land of Liberty, rumors of a magical Sunshine Boy filled the land.


His name was Justin and while his beauty was something to covet, he also possessed the ability to bring luck to whomever he showered with his love.


Hearing about the powers of Sunshine Boy, aka Justin, Liberty's evil violinist knew he had to have him.


See, the Evil Violinist, aka Ethan, lost the prized Heifitz Competition last year and he was determined to win this year...


no matter the cost.


Using his Violin of Evil, he began to play, seducing Sunshine Boy, aka Justin.


Justin was mesmerized by the romantic tune that Ethan was playing.


One night at Babylon...


a handsome Knight, aka Brian, spotted the beautiful Sunshine Boy, aka Justin.


Brian, didn't like the sadness that he saw in Justin's eyes and he knew he had to rescue him from the Evil Violinist's clutches.


Brian grabbed Justin and danced him out the door.


The Knight took Sunshine Boy home to his castle to cure him of the Evil Violinist's spell.


"I want you around for a long time."


"Now slip this shining latex on my dick."


And the Knight in shining latex fucked the evil spell right out of Sunshine Boy.


Sunshine Boy had found his true love and he showered him with love and all his magical luck.



*all caps by [info]happier_bunny, except the one of Babylon, that's from Queer Eyes
 
 
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notreallyme10[info]notreallyme10 on January 17th, 2009 09:08 pm (UTC)
Hilarious!

Justin was mesmerized by the romantic tune that Ethan was playing.

This line in particular couldn't be more perfect!
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:25 am (UTC)
xie_xie_xie[info]xie_xie_xie on January 17th, 2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh totally adorable!

OMG what do you mean "silly"????? IT IS A BEAUTIFUL STORY OF THE LOVE!
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:26 am (UTC)
vlredreign[info]vl_redreign on January 17th, 2009 09:21 pm (UTC)
ROTFLMFAO

You win, Mistress!!!!

Using his Violin of Evil, he began to play, seducing Sunshine Boy, aka Justin.

Guess he went to the same crossroads as Robert Johnson and Paganini. Didn't do them much good, either. lol
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:27 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]vl_redreign on January 18th, 2009 03:39 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 03:45 pm (UTC)
qafcracked: 502 Reunion Sex[info]qafcracked on January 17th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
*is mesmerized by the magical powers of those last two pics*
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:28 am (UTC)
[info]morgan_is_randy on January 17th, 2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
What can I say that Rofl Justin doesn't already in my icon?

I love this story. It is brilliant and absolutely fabulously funny. And hot. As much as I despise being reminded of the evil fiddler's face, this definitely explains the conflict in my favorite fairy tale like I've never heard.

That pic of Justin's sadness was nearly too sad, but Knight Brian rescued me with the hotness and you with the commentary was sublime.

:) Morgan
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:35 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:39 am (UTC)
Fundles[info]fun_demented on January 17th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
This was so fun to read! Thank you both so much for taking the time to do this great great picture fic! I LOVE it!
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:38 am (UTC)
xie_xie_xie: hair pretty[info]xie_xie_xie on January 17th, 2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
The Knight took Sunshine Boy home to his castle to cure him of the Evil Violinist's spell.

.... after stopping on the way home for a haircut.
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(no subject) - [info]noteverything on January 18th, 2009 12:09 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:46 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]outlander on January 18th, 2009 08:49 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]xie_xie_xie on January 18th, 2009 09:58 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:45 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]xie_xie_xie on January 18th, 2009 09:59 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 10:02 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]xie_xie_xie on January 18th, 2009 10:06 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 10:11 am (UTC)
rosy5000: Brian Rage[info]rosy5000 on January 17th, 2009 11:28 pm (UTC)
It's a good thing Night Brian was able to save Sunshine Boy. I shudder to think of what may have happened otherwise.

And I always love a happy fairy tale ending. :D
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:48 am (UTC)
NotEverything[info]noteverything on January 18th, 2009 12:15 am (UTC)
:-D I might have heard a bit about this before it was posted and I could NOT figure out what it would end up being.

This is precious. Thanks!
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(no subject) - [info]outlander on January 18th, 2009 08:51 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:50 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:49 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]noteverything on January 18th, 2009 11:35 am (UTC)
[info]nerilka24 on January 18th, 2009 05:03 am (UTC)
Hehe now that's my kind of fairy story :D You two are amazing
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:51 am (UTC)
thymewriter[info]thymewriter on January 18th, 2009 09:30 am (UTC)
Lovely "fairy tale". Hot and humorous, and just right.
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 09:52 am (UTC)
Carol[info]brokeaholic on January 18th, 2009 01:44 pm (UTC)
Oooooo! a picture book *claps hands*

Very funny, me likey a lot!

Carol
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 01:50 pm (UTC)
nyxa: 311 amberglow smooch[info]nyxa on January 18th, 2009 03:28 pm (UTC)
Aww, what a beautiful tale of teh love! Hee. :D
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 03:43 pm (UTC)
1bongo1[info]1bongo1 on January 18th, 2009 03:37 pm (UTC)
Hilarious! You are having fun writing these, but not nearly as much fun as we are viewing them.
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 03:45 pm (UTC)
[info]bellaaurora on January 18th, 2009 04:07 pm (UTC)
LOL!
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 18th, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
testdog65: cha cha [info]testdog65 on January 18th, 2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
That story is made of awesomeness - as are the authors. Truly a tale that's destined to become a literary classic!

~Ellen
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 21st, 2009 07:58 pm (UTC)
bksbracelet[info]bksbracelet on January 22nd, 2009 04:02 am (UTC)
Funny as nice strong Justin is so sexy
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 22nd, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC)
Michi[info]michira_70 on January 22nd, 2009 06:12 am (UTC)
LOL,this is unfuckingbelivable great.:D
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 22nd, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC)
[info]harka on January 23rd, 2009 11:48 am (UTC)
Where do you get such ideas? This story is priceless. Funny. Brilliant.
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 23rd, 2009 02:23 pm (UTC)
besamislabios: [info]besamislabios on February 16th, 2009 12:24 pm (UTC)
and they lived happily ever after...awww

*claps hands*

You two are amazing, slighty crazy but amazing!!

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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on February 16th, 2009 12:26 pm (UTC)
flamencanyc: B/J happy post-bj[info]flamencanyc on May 15th, 2009 12:50 am (UTC)
Awww. :)
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on May 15th, 2009 06:59 pm (UTC)
fancypantsdylan: B&J wedding pic[info]fancypantsdylan on January 3rd, 2010 09:28 pm (UTC)
ROFL, someone just reccd this and I'm so pleased they did, that's the funniest QaF fic I've seen. Love the 'Evil Violinist' though I have a much worse/better name for him ;D
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 9th, 2010 04:15 pm (UTC)
Ny[info]not_yet_defined on January 3rd, 2010 10:40 pm (UTC)
*gives standing ovation with shouts of "BRAVO!"*
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 9th, 2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
wavingcat5: Brian joking[info]wavingcat5 on January 4th, 2010 05:57 am (UTC)
Laughed the whole way through! :DDDDDDDDD I've never seen picture stories in fandom before, what a great idea!

My 6 year old son is obsessed with knights, so it's all the more sacrilegious - and sweet - to me ^__^~
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(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny on January 9th, 2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
girloftheburbs: B&J Sexy[info]girloftheburbs on April 3rd, 2010 09:25 pm (UTC)
Hahahhaha!! Love the beautiful pictorial too. ;) *drool*
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