30 December 2007 @ 05:20 pm
I've got an announcement...and a poll  
I've tuned into the fandom and I've heard your thoughts. We're horny, so [info]not_yet_defined and I have decided that it's time for a NEW THEME AT [info]bj_action HURRY AND SIGN UP

Those of you who know me well, know that I often fall into a porny state of mind. :D I'm there now and I want to see who is with me, so I've created a poll.

First of all, I hope you all read my beloved wife [info]xie_xie_xie's deleted scene from PULSE POINT. If not hurry up, read it and then come take the poll.

Poll #765 porn...porn...porn
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

After you finished, did you;

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pass out from the heat coursing through your body?
9 (29.0%)

wipe the drool from your chin and read it again?
12 (38.7%)

have a few moments of quiet time?
17 (54.8%)

wish that there was more?
22 (71.0%)

huh, I can't hear you through the blood rushing to my head.
12 (38.7%)

If it left you wanting more, do you still want more porn?

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D'uh...do you really need to ask.
19 (61.3%)

I ALWAYS want more porn.
18 (58.1%)

porn...now, later and tomorrow..kthnx
20 (64.5%)

Hold on, I need to pick up more batteries.
8 (25.8%)

I can't believe that you engage in this type of behavior. Hell is reserved for people just like you.
3 (9.7%)

Would you like a retread that is all PWP?

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Yes, it's been too long since we had all PWP.
16 (53.3%)

OMG, what are you waiting for?
18 (60.0%)

What's PWP?
2 (6.7%)

Wait, isn't porn a plot? ;P
18 (60.0%)

I want PWP today, tomorrow and New Year's Day. :P
18 (60.0%)

 
 
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sanami276[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC)
I'll give my firstborn to anyone who writes fisting for the new challenge!
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happier_bunny: framed horny[info]happier_bunny on December 30th, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
LMAO...I think many of us would take that as a threat. *snort*
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sanami276: Queer as Folk / Brian you make B sad[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 10:32 pm (UTC)
Now I'm really wounded *makes quivering lip face like S1!Justin*

Not that there ever will be one, but it's all I have to offer besides icons, and who would want those :(
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happier_bunny: b/j 502 animated sex 2[info]happier_bunny on December 30th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
It's not because it's your child...it's because it's a child period. I mean, you knew that right?

OMFG, I know several people who signed up so far who'd rather have one icon from you before your first born. ♥
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sanami276: Queer as Folk / BJ Kinnetik Please[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 10:43 pm (UTC)
Who would ever want children *shudders*

LOL You might want to add that as incentive then, ten icons of their choice for whoever writes fisting :P
I only know of three fisting scenes, and that is NOT ENOUGH!!!
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happier_bunny: b/j always you shower[info]happier_bunny on December 30th, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC)
OMG, would you pimp that offer in your journal along with the sign up post?
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sanami276: Queer as Folk / Framed afterglow[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 10:48 pm (UTC)
Sure thing ♥
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happier_bunny: b/j 512 kitchen sex[info]happier_bunny on December 30th, 2007 10:54 pm (UTC)
thank you
thank you
thank you



I only know of 3 good ones too. I wish there were more as well.
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sanami276: Queer as Folk / Framed peaking[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
Already done :)

There must be more, I demand it! OMG, I SO hope someone will do it *flails*
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Ny: 207 nekkid and happy[info]not_yet_defined on December 30th, 2007 10:51 pm (UTC)
oh god that is tempting.

*goes off to write*
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happier_bunny: b/j 312 backroom[info]happier_bunny on December 30th, 2007 10:55 pm (UTC)
*flails*
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sanami276: Queer as Folk / S1 is love - hotelsex[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 10:56 pm (UTC)
It's up to you ;)

Shoo, go write porn ♥
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[info]noteverything on December 30th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
TEN ICONS?!?!?

*must reconsider not writing anything*

(and some of us really really wanted kids. mine are 20 and 15 and i adore them endlessly. i will concede it's not for everyone, and i'd *NEVER* presume to tell someone they should have them, but i can't imagine life without mine...)</i>
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sanami276[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 11:03 pm (UTC)
The icons are yours, if you write fisting :D

I'm happy for everyone who has kids and loves them. I've decided long ago that it's not for me, I'm too selfish, but everyone should do what makes them happy.
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happier_bunny: b/j shower ecstasy[info]happier_bunny on December 30th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah, what you said. ;)
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[info]noteverything on December 31st, 2007 04:24 am (UTC)
I think I'm feeling vulnerable about kids today. It's my son's 20th birthday and he's already gone back to his college town to work and this is the first birthday I haven't seen him and realizing how *fast* the last 20 years have gone is making me a little sad...so ignore me. I *totally* don't mind a bit if you don't want kids...
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Ny[info]not_yet_defined on December 30th, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
*raises hand*

i'll take an icon over a child kthnx.
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sanami276: Queer as Folk / Justin bombshell[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 10:55 pm (UTC)
Me too, lol
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[info]noteverything on December 30th, 2007 10:56 pm (UTC)
I had to check the last choice on the second question...just for laughs.

I wish I thought I could finish a story by the end of the week...

And I really hope someone does fisting. Yikes...six months ago I would have sworn I couldn't stand to read a fisting fic.
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happier_bunny: bk owns sunshine[info]happier_bunny on December 30th, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC)
*flails* have you never read any of the famous fisting scenes in the fandom??????????????????????
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sanami276[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC)
ENLIGHTEN HER, OMG!
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[info]noteverything on December 30th, 2007 11:00 pm (UTC)
I know for sure I've read one. It was on a red background. Brian took Justin somewhere to a sex party and ... well, that's all I can remember...

I might be the worst at remembering authors and titles. *eek!*
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sanami276[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
That's Incarnadine by Rhiannonhero :)
There's also Fisting in Visible by Vamphile and BYBR by Plumsuede, but that's all I know of *sighs*
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vamphile: OMG Mom's Visit[info]vamphile on December 31st, 2007 07:33 am (UTC)
I guess i thought there were more than that. I didn't realize mine was *famous*. I feel so honored.

I don't know if i have anything more to say about fisting, I do know that i've had a good time looking at toys that might fit the bill for this challenge.
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happier_bunny: b/j rimming[info]happier_bunny on December 31st, 2007 01:37 pm (UTC)
*claps hands in glee*
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sanami276: Queer as Folk / Framed walnuts[info]ohfreckle on December 31st, 2007 10:15 pm (UTC)
It is famous, because it's the best, at least in my opinion.
Don't get me wrong, I love the others, but fisting has it's appeal not in the physical act, but in the partners' connection and trust, and you described that beautifully.

Yay, whatever you'll write, I'm sure it'll be great. And hot ;)
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xie_xie_xie: it's all about the buttfucking[info]xie_xie_xie on December 30th, 2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
There are IMO four good fisting scenes in our fandom.

One is rhiannonhero's "Incarnadine."

One is vamphile's "Visible."

Two are in plumsuede's "Beyond the Yellow Brick Road." If I had to pick one of those it's the first one, but the second one is also good.

I don't think I've read any other good ones although I'd be delighted if there were some.
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sanami276: Queer as Folk / Justin flutters eyelashe[info]ohfreckle on December 30th, 2007 11:36 pm (UTC)
I don't think I've read any other good ones although I'd be delighted if there were some.

Now's your chance to do something about it ;)
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[info]noteverything on December 31st, 2007 04:21 am (UTC)
One is rhiannonhero's "Incarnadine."

That's it! I have read that one. Maybe that will absolve me just a little bit.
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happier_bunny: b/j VISIBLE[info]happier_bunny on December 30th, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC)
OMG, I'm not sure that's even one of the good ones unless it's rhiannonhero's ...have you read BYBR adn the fisting scene there or VISIBLE's fisting scene?
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[info]noteverything on December 31st, 2007 04:20 am (UTC)
BYBR...maybe.

Visible...no.

Don't kill me!
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happier_bunny: retread[info]happier_bunny on December 31st, 2007 12:02 am (UTC)
P.S. you really must play more at [info]qaf_retread ;)
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[info]noteverything on December 31st, 2007 04:19 am (UTC)
You know what? Seriously...after I saw this post and you asked me if I'd read any fisting scenes, I went straight to [info]qaf_retread and went through about 15 recs and realized that I haven't read *most* of them. Sometimes I'll tell myself I'll come back and read one later and then I get sidetracked *WAY* too easily.

So. I am thinking I'm not going to write any more drabbles for a long time. And then I'm going to get my ass in gear and READ, READ, READ. What's even more embarrassing than my total lack of fic knowledge and background is that some of these authors are ON MY FRIEND'S LIST. I have no excuse for not knowing more than I do...

You know...there ought to be a "QaF for Dummies" asylum...that gives new people and stupid asses like myself a primer...a place to start and ways to really begin to understand the fandom.

*slinks off in embarrassment for all she doesn't know*
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happier_bunny: b/j chair sex[info]happier_bunny on December 31st, 2007 01:37 pm (UTC)
Don't worry, your bunny will take care of you. ;)

I wrote this post almost a year ago (sheesh, we've been doing retread for almost 2 years) at LJ. You could check this out....or read the retreads as they come out because I'm recreating the archives here at IJ. ;)

http://community.livejournal.com/qaf_retread/87040.html

I happen to know that you're not the only person out there who hasn't read a lot of this great stories. ;)
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[info]noteverything on December 31st, 2007 02:19 pm (UTC)
It is a good thing I have you to take care of me.

I can't read that post...I'm not a member of retread at LiveJournal.

I'm working through stories even as I type...
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happier_bunny: b/j bunny slippers[info]happier_bunny on December 31st, 2007 02:23 pm (UTC)
I'd let you back in if you like...but sometimes it's really fun to read as we post the retreads. Plus, I'm going to start that fanfic reading club at coffeeclub. squeeeeeeeeee
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[info]noteverything on December 31st, 2007 02:29 pm (UTC)
Reading from retread is totally fine by me. AND I am definitely looking forward to the reading club.
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libra2: amish!justin[info]libra2 on January 1st, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
Yeah, this fandom has dismantled several of my boundaries too!
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testdog65: 107 fuck B hand on J thigh[info]testdog65 on December 31st, 2007 12:17 am (UTC)
I love the fact that your poll has check-boxes so I can choose as many as I want! :P

~Ellen
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happier_bunny: b/j 404 bed[info]happier_bunny on December 31st, 2007 12:54 am (UTC)
Well, I'd be remiss if I limited any choices having to do with porn. lol
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libra2: ilovewriters[info]libra2 on January 1st, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)
As a matter of fact, I'm running off to make my PIP icon right now!

Porn IS Plot!
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